lipstickandligature:

thephotogfeminist:

"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".

Because you’re not fucking losing anything.

YES. 

smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

amoying:

father?

so i left the window in my room open and when i walked in there was a CAT CHILLIN ON MY BED
i wish there was a way to tell cats “its ok you can sleep over and be my friend” but unfortunately i havent mastered cat language yet

cutevictim:

Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive temples, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured, and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

That one follower you want to fuck the life out of 

denchgang:

amoyed:

hey where my baes at

image

lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

nyaa:

tell ur dad i’m 10

nyaa:

tell ur dad i’m 10

slayboybunny:

y’all haters of the word ‘yall” need to cut it out cuz y’all is actually the perfect blend of casualness and gender neutrality when referring to a group of ppl and i will be liberated in everything y’all stands for whether y’all like it or not