"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".
Because you’re not fucking losing anything.
so i left the window in my room open and when i walked in there was a CAT CHILLIN ON MY BED
i wish there was a way to tell cats “its ok you can sleep over and be my friend” but unfortunately i havent mastered cat language yet
Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive temples, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured, and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child